Dont blame you they are funny bunch.Mate of mine(everton fan and mentioned in Brian Cloughs autobiography) got 4 tickets to see England v Italy at the old wembley,i got one and his mate Rupert had another.Met Rupert for the 1st time at train station in bournemouth turns out he was a train driver and we wouldnt have to pay for the train trip there & back-Bonus.Got to london after a few stellas on the way.Now the quickest way would have been to travel by tube,this is when Rupert pipes up and is adament that we have to use buses due to him being afraid of tunnels

How the heck he managed to get a job as train driver is a mystery,surely trains go through tunnels.Funny bunch them Fulham lot.
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